egberts:

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

when you start adding up your symptoms and it suspiciously sounds like PMS

thedickcavettshow:

Rest in peace, Tina Turner

November 26, 1939 - May 24, 2023

paulgadzikowski:

moreglitter:

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don’t have a stuffy nose

Everyone who doesn’t have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

vampiremilfs:

god gave us free will for a reason (plays on the computer for 12 hours a day)

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

This is my new favorite compliment

cofirot-deactivated20230307:

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

msinnoc3ntrock3r78:

mrlovenstein:

Secret Panel HERE 🐦 https://tapas.io/episode/2264706

wordfather:

huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover